Gay Or Straight Poem by Ramona Thompson

Rewrite of Katy Perry's Hot and Cold

Don't know what's going on lately in your mind
Kinda feelin' strange
Cos you never try to watch your girlfriend change her clothes
Yeah you, make me wanna send out a SOS
Sorry to be such a witch
I just need to know

Am I overthinking?
Am I overstepping?
Accusing you too critically?

I just wanna know
Have you got it bad for me?

Chorus

Are you hot for me or I leave you cold?
Are you gay or straight?
Are you yes or no?
Are you in or out?
Are you gonna love me up or let me down?
Are we wrong or are right?
No gray or in-between
Baby, it's black and it's white
Do you wanna fight tonight?

Do you wanna break up or make up?
(No) No, I don't know if you wanna stay or if you wanna go (No)
Tell me
(Do) Do you want me to let you go-o?
Do I get you hot or do I leave you cold?
Are you straight or are you gay?
Is it yes or is it no?
Are you in or out?
Do you wanna love me up or let me down?

So worried
Because you seem so distant lately from my twins
Told me the other day you think that guy is so hot
From N'Sync
In bed you've got no energy
When we make love
It's like having sex with a dead battery
Makes me feel like I'm nothing
So plain boring

Are you hot for me or I leave you cold?
Are you gay or straight?
Are you yes or no?
Are you in or out?
Are you gonna love me up or let me down?
Are we wrong or are right?
No gray or in-between
Baby, it's black and it's white
Do you wanna fight tonight?

Do you wanna break up or make up?
(No) No, I don't know if you wanna stay or if you wanna go (No)
Tell me
(Do) Do you want me to let you go-o?
Do I get you hot or do I leave you cold?
Are you straight or are you gay?
Is it yes or is it no?
Are you in or out?
Do you wanna love me up or let me down?

Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a lover disorder
Stuck with you on a roller coaster
I don't wanna stay on this ride any longer

Are you hot for me or I leave you cold?
Are you gay or straight?
Are you yes or no?
Are you in or out?
Are you gonna love me up or let me down?
Are we wrong or are right?
No gray or in-between
Baby, it's black and it's white
Do you wanna fight tonight?

Do you wanna break up or make up?
(No) No, I don't know if you wanna stay or if you wanna go (No)
Tell me
(Do) Do you want me to let you go-o?
Do I get you hot or do I leave you cold?
Are you straight or are you gay?
Is it yes or is it no?
Are you in or out?
Do you wanna love me up or let me down?

Don't know what's going on in your mind lately
Kinda feelin' strange
Cos you never try to watch your girlfriend changin' her clothes

2008 Ramona Thompson