Ramona Thompson Poems

Inspired by Bret Michael's Rock of Love on Vh1


Sorry to be so shy
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Always the best
Damn better then all the rest
Often told by the ladies that I am the most amazing they've ever had
Naked masterpiece
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Not meant to offend just a honest blunt piece on how some Craig's List users really feel about its creater Craig Newmark.

Can't or won't control his website the right way
Running a once powerful business into the ground
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Warning! Might not be suitable for all viewers!

An extra sexy parody of the Boyz To Men hit I'll Make Love To You
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Author's note-They might be young and sometimes classified as too sexy to teach but that does not mean that they are all guilty of the crimes of which they are sometimes accused.

So think. Think before you lead another witch hunt. Maybe. Just maybe it's the student who is the guilty party for chasing after something they should have been taught from the start by a parent to never want in the first place.
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Bimbo done and went got herself sick so now I gotta jet
Run as fast and as far as I can before what I get what that no good ho's got
Empty headed little fool should have known better
All her fault that we're in this mess
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Dark rewrite/parody of the Johnny Kemp classic Just Got Paid

Just got raped, Friday night
Gang bangin', feelin' not so fine
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A tribute to the flaggers of craigslist.com

10 Straight Up True Facts About The Flaggers of Craig's List
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I have a poll that goes with this so if anyone would like the link please message me.

Thanks.
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A very dark parody tale of a young 18 year Hannah Montanna fan who takes her love for the young singer's music too far by writing and then singing a parody of one of the star's hit songs to her boyfriend about the fatal choice she made concerning both their lifes.

We had sex and we did't use any protection, but that's ok
'Cause now thanks to the local planned parenting office, I won't be having your baby one day
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