Randy Johnson Poems

I remember what happened 24 years ago.
I went to Walmart and I bought a 3 D O.
The 3 D O was a video game console and it was 32 bit.
Contrary to what some believe, it wasn't a piece of shit.
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When it came to my existence, you and Mom were my creators.
But Mom died in March of 2013 and you died four months later.
When you died, you joined Mom in Heaven.
You were brought into this world 72 years ago today in 1947.
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Some agree with what my brother did but others don't understand.
Something bad happened and he decided to cut off his right hand.
It all started when a boy played truth or dare with our stupid nephew.
When my brother walked outside on his porch, he found Blu-rays of the new Doctor Who.
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You were an actor and your death has caused remorse.
You starred in Me, Myself and Irene and Delta Force.
I became your fan at the age of eight when you starred in The Black Hole.
Some people hated that movie but I like it and your death has taken its toll.
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Sometimes working at GameStop is good but other times, it sucks.
Last week, a woman tried to buy an Xbox One for only fifty bucks.
She offered me fifty bucks for an Xbox One.
She wanted to buy it for her ten year old son.
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I'm happy to say that I quit smoking half a year ago.
It's been six months today since I last smoked tobacco.
When I was presented with the opportunity to quit, I decided to reach out and grab it.
All that I needed was some nicotine patches and faith in God to be able to kick the habit.
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I bought my newest dog one year ago, today is our first anniversary.
Last year, some nice people cut the price in half and sold him to me.
When I bought him, I only paid one hundred.
They sold me a Chihuahua and his name is Red.
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Today would've been Arthenia's birthday if she hadn't died.
Last year, I lost my aunt and my uncle lost his bride.
Arthenia died in 2018 and she was born in 1955.
She'd be celebrating her birthday if she was alive.
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A man has cancer and he has been given only six months to live.
Years ago, he did a man wrong and the parents and siblings are refusing to forgive.
He became angry because he lost at checkers and he evicted that poor man.
Even though he wants them to forgive, he said if they can't, he'll understand.
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Lots of people all over the world will celebrate the Yuletide.
This will be the seventh Christmas that has come around since you died.
We celebrated many Christmases together but we'll never do that again.
Christmas is a time for peace on Earth and goodwill to all men.
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