Poems of Randy Johnson
|2.||2007 comes to an end||12/31/2007|
|3.||220 volt shock||1/18/2008|
|5.||40 days and 40 nights||11/6/2007|
|7.||4th of July||9/4/2005|
|10.||A 2nd poem about Anthony Ainley||12/10/2008|
|11.||A 2nd poem about Brittany Murphy||1/5/2010|
|12.||A 2nd poem about Hoss||9/9/2005|
|13.||A Christmas Miracle||12/25/2011|
|14.||A cop's revenge||3/1/2008|
|15.||A date with Pamela Anderson||9/3/2005|
|16.||A day of bad luck||9/7/2005|
|17.||A little piece of Heaven||5/16/2009|
|18.||A load of bull||3/24/2008|
|19.||A new law in Tennessee||12/29/2010|
|20.||A Sore loser||9/23/2007|
A day of bad luck
All day long I've had bad luck.
This morning I got on an elevator and it got stuck.
I had a panic attack and thought I was going to die.
I asked a man to put out his cigarette and he stuck it in my eye.
A guy tried to take my taxi so he and I had a bout.
I thought I could win but he turned me inside out.
I learned that I have a jaw that's made of glass.
I lost several of my teeth when that guy kicked my ass.