Treasure Island

Randy Johnson


Poems of Randy Johnson

1. 100 dogs 11/28/2007
2. 2007 comes to an end 12/31/2007
3. 220 volt shock 1/18/2008
4. 4 A.M. 2/23/2007
5. 40 days and 40 nights 11/6/2007
6. 44 magnum 3/8/2008
7. 4th of July 9/4/2005
8. 72 hours 8/22/2007
9. 800 pounds 10/11/2006
10. A 2nd poem about Anthony Ainley 12/10/2008
11. A 2nd poem about Brittany Murphy 1/5/2010
12. A 2nd poem about Hoss 9/9/2005
13. A Christmas Miracle 12/25/2011
14. A cop's revenge 3/1/2008
15. A date with Pamela Anderson 9/3/2005
16. A day of bad luck 9/7/2005
17. A little piece of Heaven 5/16/2009
18. A load of bull 3/24/2008
19. A new law in Tennessee 12/29/2010
20. A Sore loser 9/23/2007

A day of bad luck

All day long I've had bad luck.
This morning I got on an elevator and it got stuck.
I had a panic attack and thought I was going to die.
I asked a man to put out his cigarette and he stuck it in my eye.

A guy tried to take my taxi so he and I had a bout.
I thought I could win but he turned me inside out.
I learned that I have a jaw that's made of glass.
I lost several of my teeth when that guy kicked my ass.

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