Randy Johnson Poems

(DEDICATED TO PAUL BENEDICT WHO DIED DECEMBER 1,2008.)

You died at the age of seventy.
People loved to see you as Mister Bentley.
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(DEDICATED TO ANTHONY AINLEY WHO DIED MAY 3,2004.)

Anthony Ainley starred as DS Hunter on It's cold outside.
During his seventy-one year life, he never took a bride.
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(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM)

It happened last February and it was stupid of me to do it.
I put my wiener on a railroad track and it froze to it.
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(Dedicated to all of the good people who died 9-11-01.)

This horrible event happened seven years back.
Many innocent people died in the terrorist attack.
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McCain thinks these past eight years have been great, he needs to open his eyes.
When I think about how Bush has ran this country, it's something that I despise.
Things would be much better if they had recounted all of Al Gore's votes.
But they put a stop to the recount and now we're all in a sinking boat.
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(DEDICATED TO BERNIE MAC WHO DIED AUGUST 9,2008.)

He was a credit to people who are black.
The person who I'm speaking of was Bernie Mac.
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When Bill Clinton was President, the economy thrived.
Since Bush went into office, the economy has barely been alive.
I voted for George Bush and now I know that was wrong.
When our kids grow up, they'll need an economy that's strong.
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Even though I used to be a republican, I was only happy under one republican President.
During my lifetime Ronald Reagan was the only republican that made me feel content.
Nixon said he wasn't a crook but we know better than that.
Ford pardoned Nixon and that caused him to lose to a democrat.
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(Dedicated to Stratford Johns who died January 29,2002.)

His name was Strarford Johns.
I'm sorry to say that he's gone.
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(Dedicated to Estelle Getty who died July 22,2008.)

When we watched her, she brought about laughter.
Now she's dead and she's in the hereafter.
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