Randy Johnson Poems

It was a day that classic Doctor Who fans would certainly hate.
We said goodbye to the man who starred as Captain Mike Yates.
His death was even more sad because he died on Christmas Day.
Millions of his fans have missed him ever since he passed away.
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When you died, you died too soon.
You died one year ago this afternoon.
A vet tried to save you with a blood transfusion but you died anyway.
You died and my heart was broken one year ago today.
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Last week I tried to get out of paying for a meal.
But when it backfired, I became quite ill.
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Some women have rejected me because I don't have a lot of money.
They thought they were being smart but they were really being crummy.
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Geico.com makes fun of us and now ABC is making fun of us too.
They'll both soon be bankrupt because we cavemen are going to sue.
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I committed murder and it bothers me everyday.
I killed over twenty people when I was with the CIA.
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Your son came to school today with a bloody lip and a black eye.
He said you did it and then he started to cry.
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I had to pay two cents to the post office because of you.
Now opening a can of whoop ass is what I'm going to have to do.
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I've never been happy because I've endured one tragedy after another.
It began at the age of six when I lost my father and mother.
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It's been a long time since we've had food and water.
I don't care about myself but please feed my daughter.
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