I purchased a refrigerator and I regret the one that I got.
It was an antique and it was something I shouldn't have bought.
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I deliver butter and eggs for miles around.
It's great because I deliver to everybody in town.
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You complained to my boss because I didn't give you service with a smile.
Sadly the reason is because I've been extremely unhappy for a while.
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I've been watching those V8 commercials on TV.
But when I emulate them, people beat the crap out of me.
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A couple of my wives left because of the way they were treated.
But most of them left because I cheated.
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You've been doing something that I really loathe.
You've been putting down a family because they don't have nice clothes.
You tell people that this family should stay home if they can't dress better than that.
I'm ashamed to admit that I know you because you're a dirty rat.
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I sit here crying because I'm in a lot of pain.
My life was destroyed yesterday when my wife was killed by a train.
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A man called a babysitter and told her to go upstairs and look in on the children.
She ignored the man so he called again and again.
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My arms, legs and ribs have been broken and I'm wearing a neck collar.
It happened when I went to a five star restaurant and was charged three hundred dollars.
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Last week I got some very disturbing news.
I have lung cancer and my life is something I'm going to lose.
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