Randy Johnson Poems

Because of a man's ignorance, he and a bus load of children drowned.
He did something stupid and now they're all buried in the ground.
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I'm a little person and I'm glad.
Most people treat me good but some treat me bad.
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(This is a fictional poem)

People think I'm a beast because I'm hairy.
They run when they see me because they think I'm scary.
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You starred in it's a wonderful life and in Firecreek.
You were an awesome actor who was unique.
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I'm a person who everybody hates.
It's because I committed murder in 1988.
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You were born fifteen years ago on Groundhog day.
Last night was very sad because you passed away.
You were unique and Puppy was your name.
When you died, it was a damn shame.
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I was broke and it wasn't easy being poor.
I loaded my gun and decided to rob a liquor store.
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All I want is something good to eat.
But all you ever serve are pigs feet.
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Christmas is supposed to be a day of great joy.
But in less than one hour we'll all be destroyed.
Nuclear missiles are being launched and all of our lives will end.
You'd better get ready to say goodbye to your family and friends.
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A new law is being passed in Tennessee.
A law that's so great that I'm filled with glee.
Because of this new law, many people won't die.
This law will only be for people who get arrested for DUI.
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