Randy Johnson Poems

Your girlfriend is pregnant and you believe that you're the dad.
But sex is something that you and she never had.
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I decided to fly planes for a living.
I learned that there are a lot of people who are unforgiving.
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You were murdered in cold blood in 1995.
While you lived, your music career thrived.
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Noah and his family were the only people on Earth who were doing right.
So God caused a flood that killed everybody in 40 days and 40 nights.
All of the people on Earth were evil, it was a time that was dark.
Noah and his family were spared when God told them to build an ark.
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If you want to succeed, go to college and get a degree.
Study hard and make good grades, that is the key.
Nothing spells success like a good education.
You can be a doctor or President of a corporation.
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You weren't a saint but you were extremely close.
Out of all of the people on Earth, I've always loved you the most.
It will be very painful as they lower you into the ground.
Life will never be the same because you're no longer around.
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(This is a fictional poem)

The school counselor told me that you have Aids.
You didn't come to me because you were afraid.
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(This is a fictional poem)

You keep sending your food back because you aren't satisfied.
If you send it back just once more, we are going to step outside.
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When it came to chesty women, I was obsessed.
I wanted a woman who had large breasts.
Now I'm 75 years old and I have something to confess.
I am an old man and I've grown large breasts.
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