I decided to fly planes for a living.
I learned that there are a lot of people who are unforgiving.
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You were murdered in cold blood in 1995.
While you lived, your music career thrived.
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Noah and his family were the only people on Earth who were doing right.
So God caused a flood that killed everybody in 40 days and 40 nights.
All of the people on Earth were evil, it was a time that was dark.
Noah and his family were spared when God told them to build an ark.
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If you want to succeed, go to college and get a degree.
Study hard and make good grades, that is the key.
Nothing spells success like a good education.
You can be a doctor or President of a corporation.
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(This is a fictional poem)
The school counselor told me that you have Aids.
You didn't come to me because you were afraid.
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(This is a fictional poem)
You keep sending your food back because you aren't satisfied.
If you send it back just once more, we are going to step outside.
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When it came to chesty women, I was obsessed.
I wanted a woman who had large breasts.
Now I'm 75 years old and I have something to confess.
I am an old man and I've grown large breasts.
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If you are white, God loves you.
If you are black, he loves you too.
He loves you if you're Asian, Mexican or an Indian.
God loves all races, he loves everyone.
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