Randy McClave Poems

Though I do not wish to hurry my own demise
Some men though seem not to worry about their dying,
To some I think that they will be leaving others a surprise
With unpaid bills, taxes, and ex's wishing and crying.
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She told me more than a mouthful is just a waste
Larger the size she said takes away from the firmness and the taste,
Smaller and the firmer is the best way for any man to enjoy
But, then I said to her; If you are too small they may think you are a boy.
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When this life of mine is over
And then I will go to my eternal rest
What about my accomplishments here on earth
Will they all be remembered, and will I feel blessed.
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On your knees,
I would like you please
As you have been many times before,
I do not want you as a wife
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When I meet my creator at the last judgment
A tear in my hand to him will be my only present,
I will not present him with a list of people that I have hated
Nor, will I show him the lives that I had soured and that I fated,
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Proudly, I display and salute the flag of the United States
Where freedom reigns and justice dictates!
A flag that was not created for hate or race or bigotry
But, a flag that was born to the proud, and the true and the free,
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To any unhappy married man this thought I will happily endorse,
Before you walk or run away from your wife, I suggest you first get a divorce,
I say this with all truth and honesty without any sadness or remorse
Go straightforward to your lawyer and always stay your course;
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We scamper around like timid little mouses
If we can't pay our taxes we will lose our land or our houses,
We hide and we fret when it is time to pay those taxes
A working man must always worry, and a rich man he just relaxes.
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Ann was in tears as she sent Jimmy off to war
She cried as she thought that she would not see him anymore,
Maybe he will be killed, or shot, or become a prisoner of war
Those feelings Ann had about Jimmy, them she could not ignore.
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I was born in the city of Ashland,
Nowhere near or on the hot beaches sand,
I was born near the river and the mountains,
Not near the museums, waterfalls or fountains.
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