Randy McClave Poems

Gladys, if you could only hear me;
These are the words that I’d speak;
I would tell you how I will always need you;
And how your soul, I will always seek.
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My wife you lied and you also cheated,
And that is the reason that I filed for divorce,
I didn't think long, it was a short deliberation,
And in the end that was my only course;
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There was Lynn and Heather, Kim and Sharon
Chris and Julie, Amy and of Course Mary;
Then came Janet and Kathy, Kate and Karen
Tammie and Lily, Teresa and then came Cherri.
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Indeed, indeed, I am not a saint,
And of course I am not the devil,
If I were on the scales of good and bad;
I think I would probably be level.
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On the seventh day, GOD rested,
Maybe on the eighth day the world he tested;
Perhaps he shook the world with the clap of his hands,
Which then separated the continents and all the lands,
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She will call you sweetheart and then honey,
Then she will tell you how to spend your money;
And then what you can do, and what you cannot!
So, you agree with her, as it’s a fight worth not fought.
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A man who wears a skirt,
His woman will soon desert;
She will not appreciate seeing his feminine side,
As she sees herself, and not him as a bride.
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Leave me! My heart;
I am ready to bid you farewell,
From you, I am ready to part;
So, from my life you I expel.
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As though the sound of God snapping his thumb
I said to myself, by kingdom come
This will be the end of ourselves and our earth
There will be no more death and no more birth
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These words I find to be both true and profound
In heaven a politician will never be found
And a rich person with greed will not be heaven bound
And when a lawyer dies, he will be screwed into the ground
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