When I was weak
You made me feel strong,
When I was sad
You filled my soul with a song,
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I wasn't her first
Nor the last to quench her thirst
Not including the men in between,
And all that she showed
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Over there is where we met
That moment I will not forget,
An unforgettable glimpse I then stole
And I hid it within my soul.
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I had a hardworking friend who lived in a dump
If you weren't a Republican you were a stupid chump,
So, he and others like him all voted for trump.
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I was once in love
But, it didn't last that long,
As we both had nothing
And we neither did anything wrong.
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Man was told not to eat a fruit
That one rule his wife did dispute,
After that one bite man was then cursed
Sadly that one sin became his first.
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Dear husband I am your wife
I will be at your side during worry and strife,
And if you ever need me to comb your hair
Or to help you bathe, I will be there.
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I am no richer than what I was
And I did not find my true love,
The book that I spoke about I did not write
And of course I did not ever go on a diet.
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In the court room I sit and I listen
As I watch the judge and attorneys smile and glisten,
Wearing their expensive suits and their silk ties
I then monetarily realize.
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