Randy McClave Poems

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621.
Killing The World

He raped hard workers and a young girl
Now he wants to rape our world,
He wants to destroy life where you and I dwell
He wants to make our world a living hell.
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622.
On The Motorcycle

In the air as I flew,
I wonder if my rider then knew,
That in a few moments we would both be dead
How I wish, that I had a helmet on my head.
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623.
Beautiful Woman

With her legs and breast she does impress
Then she emphasizes it all with a sexy dress,
She wears blush and then she highlights her lips
And then she strips.
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624.
What Would Jesus Do

She calls herself a Christian,
And he calls himself a Christian too,
Then they always protest this and that,
So I wonder, what would Jesus do.
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625.
When I Am Laid Out

When I am dead and they lie me out to view
I wish not to be laid out in a suit and a tie,
That is not the way that I want to have my final adieu
So, I hope they do not dress me up after I die.
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626.
To Have A Dog

I would rather own a dog than to have a child
As one wouldn't want to remain wild,
The dog would be my companion staying at my side
Not wanting to ever leave me, or to runaway and hide.
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627.
First Snow

The first snow came and it covered my house
I was as trapped as my son's white caged mouse,
My lawn was completely covered with the heavy fallen snow
I was confined to my asylum, with a million places I needed to go.
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628.
Snoring

When he sleeps the rest of the house can't
Even if the wife closes every window and door,
It is as though she is living in a manufacturing plant
Whenever her husband begins to snore.
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629.
America Great Again

'Let's make America great once again! '
Is what I have heard the people scream and shout,
I wondered though was it before or after they said, 'Amen'
But, I would say that with great suspicion and doubt.
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630.
She

She gets drunk and then she hits me,
But, I can never strike her back,
Because if I do I would be arrested
And I would receive all of the hateful flak.
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