Randy McClave Poems

Will you marry me
Will you many me,
When I get on my knee
When I make my plea,
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Before you go to bed
Before you lay down your head,
And before you brush your teeth
This I do bequeath.
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I am prepared to pay for my sins
But, like tickets they were all tossed in bins,
I have paid for every ticket ever received
Then my violation was forgiven, I believed.
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Today it is my birthday
So, I will give myself a big hooray,
I am another year older
And now I am a AARP card holder.
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If more Christians had listened to Jesus
They wouldn't be that hateful or uncaring or grievous,
They would always have an opened hand
To help feed the poor or to help them stand,
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I'm at the station waiting for the train
Then I'm off on the very next plane,
I'm so excited for my very next view
If only you truly knew.
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I saw him and his wifey at the store
To the workers there they hurriedly implore,
He's looking for this and also for that
For the sweets that makes one happy and not fat.
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If the government told me that my body wasn't mine
I would tell them that they had crossed the line,
My body is mine belonging only to me
It is my own private "KEEP OUT! ", property.
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Life is very short
Enjoyment we best support,
Instead of worries and a fit
Better sit down, and enjoy it.
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They called my neighbor the dirty Jew
Just because of Jesus he had never knew,
Even after Jesus had died on the cross for his sin
And never not once, did he say an amen.
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