Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler


Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler Poems

1. The Sport Of Kings 12/6/2006
2. Insignia 6/29/2006
3. Hymn Xxix 12/18/2006
4. Schism 11/7/2006
5. I Almost Robbed A Bank Today 11/30/2005
6. Budd 1/5/2006
7. Hallo Microsoft! 4/29/2005
8. Thankyouverymuch 8/8/2005
9. Spiderhair 9/12/2005
10. Rape 1/23/2006
11. Lignano 2/3/2005
12. Princeton 9/29/2005
13. Uncle Josef 4/26/2005
14. Anesthetic 12/7/2004
15. The Agency 2/15/2005
16. Untitled 12/3/2004
17. Big Easy 12/6/2004
18. Well Done 3/31/2005
19. Poetaster 12/10/2004
20. Document 12/9/2004
21. This Pen Is A Piece Of Shit 12/9/2004
22. Morning After 3/9/2005
23. Tradin' Paint 2/2/2005
24. Papercuts 3/9/2005
25. I Remember Zimmy 7/13/2005
26. The Top 500 Poet List Blues 8/15/2005
27. Leather Jacket 3/21/2005
28. Akimbo 11/22/2005
29. Blessed Yoke 3/9/2005
30. Ode To A Black Pen 12/3/2004
31. Very Same Firsts 2/18/2005
32. The Laugh Of God 12/9/2004
33. Etc. 2/15/2005
34. Bribery 4/18/2005
35. Tiny Battles 3/23/2005
36. To The Illegitimate Child 7/6/2005
37. Christine P., If You Read This, I Still Remember You 10/3/2005
38. Acquaintance 12/3/2004
39. For Laura 4/12/2005
40. Courtship 2/15/2005
Best Poem of Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler

A Shitty Day's Redemption

nothing makes a lousy day better
than seeing a sexy woman at the
convenience store
in her office attire with her white
half-sweater buttoned snugly around her breasts
and her black hair pulled back, her
face barely creased with the lines of experience,
but still retaining the glow of her youth
perhaps she is there on her lunch break,
choosing between the
chocolate chip cookies and
the granola bars as her perfume
drifts lazily down the aisle

she strides around the shop
confidently, silently demanding the
attention of every man in the ...

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Acquaintance

relationships always begin
with a few kinds words

and invariably end with many
unkind ones

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