Robert Edgar Burns Poems

Beauty and grace are seen on the face
Of my beautiful ballerina.
If I could turn back time
Your sweet surrender is mine,
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The Pirate president signed into law,
"Shiver me timbers" is not politically correct.
But now "Me timbers shiver, "
Is the new and approved dialect.
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Adam said it was the fault of Eve.
Eve blamed that serpent snake.
The snake tried blaming everyone else
No leg to stand on, he was a fake.
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I picked this card out just for you,
My sweetest love who is always true.
My Valentine's wishes now are ringing through,
It's our wedding bells, can you hear them too?
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Would you sponsor me to sit on my butt
And eat twinkies while drinking soda pop?
To give birth to a dozen little children too,
Who won't know their daddy, not sure if I do?
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How do we glorify the Son of Man,
The firstborn of the Father and Great I Am?
Whose Holiness, Faithfulness, Mercy and Grace,
Along with His Majesty are always in place.
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Rat a tat whack.
Click click clack.
Gurgle gurgle boil,
Splat splash splat.
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It was great to be a daddy,
And just as great to be grandpa.
It's the reason for our living,
And great memories I recall.
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Oily
Not too handy
On the souls of your shoes.
Especially when walking far.
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I've never sinned in my whole life.
And I've never told a lie.
I have never stolen anything
Or made anybody cry.
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