Ryan Eisele

If I were an ant
I'd rappel down a plant

If I were an ant
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Life is like a bike ride
Dodging all the little bumps
Swooshing down the sidewalk so fast
...What a blast
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If I were a Turtle
I wouldn't have much velocity
But I sure would have shell
I'd tried to buy a car with it
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Around here, you'll never be among the saints
Not to the local people and their narrow-minded brains
But somewhere over the rainbow
Your dignity is bound to show
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Judging from the way your resignation is looking
It's a necessity that you start booking
...Your tickets now...
Holy cow...
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Captured moments, where do they go?
What is outside me that I need to know?
Just making a dash to take out the trash
On a crisp night of new snow...
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Poop stinks.
Poop smells.
Poop comes out.
Poop, don't come back.
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Why do you mock him?
Because he's a geek with no muscle?
Too weak and nerdy to be able to tackle
Somebody like you'd see as you're viewing football?
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The digital audio system depends on
Pointers within the memory chip
For internal processes involved in formatting
The external storage device
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Ah, here the adventure begins
Choose the type, look for bargains
Or if you're feeling lucky or in for a treat
Go for a more luxuriant kind, how 'bout with some meat?
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I heard a voice who said he was me.
And I believed him, as many still do.
The one who took up residency,
housed in a mansion of gray,
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He had some mental problems, I think
You'd have to be crazy to write like that.

If crazy is what it takes to write like that
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The rise of the mother has begun
Radiation emitting from her fingertips
Notable is her expression, her figure
The paging of her offspring commences
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How can you increase your flexibility?
You could refrain from sedentary stability,
Get your quota of extendability,
Knock on wood until you find dependability.
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Starving is one of the worst ways to die
You can't make an outcry but the worst is yet to come.
Casting doubt is long sense past. Doom is certain.
The only thing that might save you is the fountain of youth.
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