Bri Edwards School Poems

Mary was a little weird, a fact with which you'll soon agree.
And if this story sounds familiar, I hope you'll forgive...ME.
She attended Beavis Elementary, just around the block.
She left for school each school day, by eight a.m. by the clock.
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While trying to come up with a topic for this,
I thought of a bikini top, ……missing from a Miss.
So …., imagine ‘Bri' in a coed high school swimming pool,
watching a few of the girls. Hell, I'm not a fool.
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Fog Runner went streaking on the football field;
I mean he was running naked. He did NOT yield...
to the referee's blasts from the ref's whistle.
But what DID stop FR's run was a BIG damn thistle..
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Roses are red, and violets blue.
Phyllis binds us, as if she were glue.

It's hard enough, as we get OLDER,
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Reunions are cool.....though maybe not so much in the summer.
That this year I'll miss my first one ever is a bit of a bummer.
It's at least interesting to see you all.....even you aging macho guys,
and to give or get answers to all the 'who? 'S, 'what? 'S, and 'why? 'S.
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Bobo** said (in a low voice) :"Hey Steve, what the Hell ya doin'?
Spit out that 'bacco, as I shall allow MY players NO chewin'....
unless it's just Double Bubble, and then you've got to share.
Bring some tomorrow, here to Rm.218; bring it to my chair."
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Back then I joined two clubs where my main interests did lie.
Biology Club: I was surrounded by girls. My, my!
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