Assigned a certain group, I have training, and a certification to aide.
My goal is not to aide, but to spend as much time on my big bottom.
No matter the season, I have the reason to not help. Even if it is autumn.
I don't care what is asked, it's clear that I don't want to help. I like being rotten.
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1975 Datsun
My car is old
rusted
and the seat is busted.
It's tiered
and the inspection sticker is expired.
A flicker of light from the headlight
but no light from the taillight.
The steering wheel is sticky
the whole car is icky.
It is junk from Japan
shamefully driven in Detroit.
It's ugly and blue
It makes me feel that way too.
It affects my life
I can't get a wife.