Gods' Diner
Adam is out
on a hot date
has a good time
until the fruit plate
Eve gets cranky
says ''I think I'm late
my nipples hurt
and you I hate''
Adam yells at the snickering cook
''Worst I ever ate! ''
Eve glares across the table
at her lousy mate
He gets on up
feels low rate
she calls him a slob
he mentions her weight
Things aren't going so good
they've just sealed our fate
that meal cost way to much
and smells a lot like bait