[C.W. Elliot] (August 18,1961 / Trenton, New Jersey)

Poems of William Chaplar

1. A Dog Lover's Tale 2/28/2013
2. A Woman's Place 2/28/2013
3. Be One Of Those That Do 2/14/2013
4. Be Prepared 2/13/2013
5. Be Your Next Success 2/27/2013
6. Because We Can 2/14/2013
7. Biblimericks 2/28/2013
8. Bridging The Gap 2/26/2013
9. Civil War Ballad 2/27/2013
10. Dad Was A Real Man Too 2/14/2013
11. Dancer 2/27/2013
12. Discouraging Words 2/21/2013
13. Do It Then 2/28/2013
14. Do The Math 2/15/2013
15. Don't Curse The Darkness 2/15/2013
16. Don't Play Not To Lose 2/15/2013
17. Don't Stop The Laughter 2/28/2013
18. Elisha Saw! 2/18/2013
19. Flawless English 2/13/2013
20. Green Tea 2/15/2013

Flawless English

If the English language was indeed one without flaws,
inlaws—once the divorce was final—would become outlaws.
There'd be a whole new way for us to spell words such as sleigh.
And none would be confused when they looked at the word croquet.
Inflammable and flammable would sure not mean the same.
And words like claim would doubtless look a little more like fame.
Weight and height assuredly would not have different sounds.
And wounds would almost surely not be spelled the same as rounds.
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