Chad Shumate

It's easy to cheat, hard to stay monogamous,
I will show you with my love and your trust.

I'm up for the challenge; it's in my heart,
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Finally, we can be together,
Like a booger to a nose in the winter weather.

I love the snot out of you,
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I can honestly say that I married my crush,
It was as though she was a drink and I was a lush.

With my beer goggles on without taking a drink,
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She is the most beautiful person on Earth,
She means the world to me, for what it's worth.

She is a devoted wife, also my lover,
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Just because I love you,
I'm always thinking of you.

Just because I appreciate you,
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Love is a strong word;
Physically and mentally exhausting, enough never heard.

It's telling your significant other how you feel;
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Your pain is my sorrow,
It's like the world is ending and there is no tomorrow.

The reflection of your voice in disappointment or hurt,
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Son I need to let you know,
That I will be there, every inch you grow.

From the time that you walk,
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Happy Birthday to myself,

I’m 42 and I have my health,
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In this game you don’t have to be on the defense, play some offense,
This way your teammate will be loose before you play and not tense.
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Just because you don't understand, doesn't mean that it's wrong,
You are not perfect and I will be here forever long.
Saying it loud, doesn't make it right,
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I am an alive beat dad,
Which means that I am willing to pay child support until you are a high school grad.

To me it's nothing to change diapers and give you a bath,
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What we have you can't find everywhere,
I've been looking for days, months, years I swear.

What we have people may envy us,
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I visited some relatives from down south,
Who I only knew by word of mouth.

I went out to a club and I met a strange but attractive lady,
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