A call came in Halloween night.
Two firefighters were dispatched to
Check out a leaf pile burning bright,
Which city rules said not to do.
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1 a.m. - I noted the time,
This detective cop was called to
Investigate a murder crime.
That's the job that I'm paid to do.
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On golden pond, we three ducks do
A paddling 'bout in place and time,
And quack out to determine who
Is duckiest at making rhyme.
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Mister and Missus Iceberg were
Concerned they had gained too much weight.
Lots of pressure on him and her,
And so the two did contemplate,
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We sat together on a shelf.
He was surely one well built chunk.
Blushing, I could not help myself,
But take a long whiff of this hunk.
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Where have all the statesmen gone is
A question often asked today.
Leaders compete in power biz,
And our state's in a bad way.
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I be a male sea dragon that
Need care for eggs my mate has laid,
And find human corpse habitat
Where a nest for us I have made.
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Grandma did send me out to pick
Some blackberries to make a pie,
Asked that I try to do it quick,
To be baked by dinner was why.
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'Devil went down to Georgia' and
With young Johnny did make a bet,
Song sung by Charlie Daniels Band.
Young Johnny fiddled to all get,
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