Icebergs On Vacation Poem by Ima Ryma

Mister and Missus Iceberg were
Concerned they had gained too much weight.
Lots of pressure on him and her,
And so the two did contemplate,
That while the Arctic was quite nice,
Perhaps a vacation south might
Give them the chance to drop some ice.
And so the two did set their sight,
And headed south in currents to
A warmer climate where the sun
Gave opportunity to do
A loss of weight while having fun.

Vacation south went slimmingly,
As the Icebergs thawed it would be.