Ima Ryma Poems

It was the Golden Jubilee
Of Queen Victoria's long reign.
She wanted quite amused to be.
Buffalo Bill she did obtain
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The giraffe, a mammal most tall
And elegant as seen in wild
In Africa by humans all.
But not many studies compiled.
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Bob Hope gave soldiers fifty years
Of U.S.O. entertainment.
Through times of war and peace, the cheers
Charged Hope's heart wherever he went.
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I have been a beggar for years,
Up and down the city streets where
This here old gal best profiteers,
Asking the folks if they could spare
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President Reagan and the Queen
Went for a horse ride at his ranch
The Queen's horse farted so obscene,
Causing Her Majesty to blanche.
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The ghetto, that's where he was born,
And that's where he was gonna die.
His life was something sad to mourn.
Death waited for its turn nearby.
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I am the world's most famous frog.
Jim Henson made me what I am,
A handsome rag with dialogue,
Your host on the Muppet program.
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I am as happy as I tweet.
Vermont researchers tell me so,
As measured up all nice and sweet,
My keyed characters in a row.
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Amelia Earhart update,
New disappearance news appears
On the mystery of her fate,
Flying back 75 years.
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I was born, and the only child.
Mom and Dad took good care of me.
But when I was ten, life went wild,
Changed forever my family.
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