Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

1441. Trying To Help 9/7/2013
1442. Tumbleweed 1/17/2016
1443. Turkey Pardon 2/12/2013
1444. Turkeygate 12/30/2014
1445. Turtle On Call - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/29/2015
1446. Turtle Recall 12/8/2011
1447. Turtle Tip 1/20/2015
1448. Turtle Tooth - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/1/2015
1449. Turtlely - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/7/2013
1450. Twappy 3/22/2013
1451. Twistmas 2/8/2013
1452. Two Fer 6/8/2008
1453. Two Sisters Two - Lincoln Park Zoo 9/19/2015
1454. Ubuntu 12/31/2013
1455. Unbearable 1/19/2013
1456. Uncalled For 9/14/2011
1457. Uncommon Sense 11/21/2007
1458. Undead Live On 9/21/2012
1459. Under 2/21/2010
1460. Under Attack 1/16/2016
1461. Unfounded? 12/27/2009
1462. Ungun 1/25/2014
1463. Unheeded 7/20/2014
1464. Uninvited - Lincoln Park Zoo 9/18/2014
1465. Unsinkable Molly Brown 3/11/2013
1466. Unsporting 4/10/2013
1467. Until Death Do Us Disney World 2/5/2014
1468. Urine The Money -new- 4/29/2016
1469. Use The Young 3/22/2014
1470. Valentines From Kwan - Lincoln Park Zoo 2/28/2015
1471. Valley Of 10,000 Smokes 3/4/2013
1472. Vegas V.I.P. 1/7/2013
1473. Venom Champ 1/5/2015
1474. Versed On Love 8/31/2014
1475. Veterans As Well 12/2/2014
1476. Viagra 2/7/2013
1477. Vicious Circle 10/30/2007
1478. Vicky - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/22/2014
1479. Vulnerable 8/3/2008
1480. Wabbit Pleath 11/19/2013
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Be Damned

The powers that be picked a site
Across the field from a playground.
A plant was built, shiny and bright,
Guaranteed to be safe and sound.
As the neighborhood children played,
Across the field in profit haste,
The plant owners were getting paid
To dispose of hazardous waste.
The plant shut down after a year.

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