Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

1441. The Queen Mary 10/23/2014
1442. The Riddle Of The Sphinx 11/2/2014
1443. 'The Scream' 8/13/2013
1444. The Shell Of It All 7/29/2016
1445. The Skull 9/26/2010
1446. The Sneeze Of Sponge Bob 2/23/2014
1447. The Stepford Family 8/1/2014
1448. The Sullivan Brothers 2/23/2013
1449. The Tingler 8/5/2016
1450. The Van Gogh Brothers 1/1/2015
1451. The Voice Of Same Ol' 2/25/2013
1452. The Zapruder Film 1/3/2014
1453. Theory Of Stripeativity 1/4/2015
1454. There Goes The Neighborhood - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/22/2015
1455. There Is Torture 1/6/2015
1456. These Bones Will Talk 11/9/2015
1457. They Fly South 10/11/2015
1458. This Little Piggy - Lincoln Park Zoo 8/8/2014
1459. Three's Company - Lincoln Park Zoo 12/19/2015
1460. Thumb Stuff - Lincoln Park Zoo 9/29/2014
1461. Tickle To Love 6/1/2015
1462. Tickles My Feathers 11/13/2013
1463. Tiger Chow - Lincoln Park Zoo 1/15/2015
1464. Tiger Count 12/3/2013
1465. Tiger On Tap - Lincoln Park Zoo 2/8/2016
1466. Tigerfish 2/21/2014
1467. Time Is Now 2/14/2013
1468. Time To Go - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/26/2015
1469. Time To Kill 11/15/2008
1470. Tin Can Roll 9/7/2008
1471. Title Idol 2/3/2013
1472. To Barney From Bo 5/27/2013
1473. To Heal Or Not 2/8/2013
1474. To Kill A Laptop 3/13/2013
1475. To Red Wolves' Good Health - Lincoln Park Zoo 2/20/2014
1476. To Thine Own Self Be Cuked 12/12/2015
1477. Took A Turn 2/5/2015
1478. Topsy 9/16/2013
1479. Torn Ear 3/24/2014
1480. Touche' 7/11/2010
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Be Damned

The powers that be picked a site
Across the field from a playground.
A plant was built, shiny and bright,
Guaranteed to be safe and sound.
As the neighborhood children played,
Across the field in profit haste,
The plant owners were getting paid
To dispose of hazardous waste.
The plant shut down after a year.

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