Ima Ryma Poems

George Washington had great success
As general and President.
And also as whiskey wiz - yes!
A distiller quite prominent,
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On April 23rd, 'tis said
William Shakespeare was born and died.
Prose and poetry from his head
Was penned and performed far and wide.
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That White House chef - I don't trust him.
I heard him tell the President
A recipe that sounded grim,
An Indonesian dish - hint, hint -
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The space shuttle, Discovery,
Got shuttled into retirement,
Put out to pasture in D.C.
Museumed so to represent
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The Journal of the A.M.A.
Has done a study on road death,
And does report that on tax day,
More tax filers take their last breath.
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A carnival road show for years.
Money losses, perhps the cause,
The mummy up and disappears.
A private collector, some say,
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Ah, the true joys of Spring are here,
As all my senses be aware.
The greenie sights are not too clear,
As allergies, my eyeballs bear.
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It is a fact that any biz
That is for profit runs the risk
Of failing - that's the way just tiz.
So though it may seem a tsk tsk,
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I knew he had the ball to win,
And of course that ball 'twould be me.
He does the shots, I do the spin,
A winning combination be.
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Spring Mountains Pyrg - I am a snail.
Word is the water I live in
Is being pumped on a vast scale
To Las Vegas, city of sin.
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