Ima Ryma Poems
|1601.||Wrestlin' Match - Lincoln Park Zoo||12/8/2014|
|1602.||Wrigley Field - 100||5/29/2014|
|1603.||Write On Target||3/7/2010|
|1605.||Ye Olde Calling||6/24/2015|
|1606.||Ye Olde Sad Tale||10/23/2007|
|1607.||Year Of The Horse||3/14/2014|
|1608.||Yellow Spotted? - Lincoln Park Zoo||3/18/2015|
|1611.||You Come, Girl||2/13/2013|
|1612.||Young Black Beware||11/6/2013|
|1614.||Young Klipspringer - Lincoln Park Zoo||5/30/2014|
|1615.||Young Life - Lincoln Park Zoo||6/11/2014|
|1617.||You'Re Up Chuck||2/11/2008|
|1618.||'You'Re Welcome' Pink Slip||11/29/2013|
|1619.||Youth At Risk||4/5/2013|
|1621.||Zebra Zeal - Lincoln Park Zoo||4/8/2014|
|1622.||Zebra Zooing - Lincoln Park Zoo||9/2/2014|
A Dog Of Few Words
A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'
'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'
The powers that be picked a site
Across the field from a playground.
A plant was built, shiny and bright,
Guaranteed to be safe and sound.
As the neighborhood children played,
Across the field in profit haste,
The plant owners were getting paid
To dispose of hazardous waste.
The plant shut down after a year.