Ima Ryma Poems

The history of medicine
Started out with eating a root.
Then that was condemned as heathen.
Prayer was deemed the healthy pursuit,
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The inauguration takes place
Of a new U.S. President.
Flying in capitol air space,
During the swearing in event,
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I was headfing home in my truck,
After a few beers at the bar.
So not wishing to push my luck,
And not having to go too far,
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Police respond to some shots fired.
A tourist is found down and dead.
But, it's determined she expired,
Not shot, but heart attack instead.
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I'm a Secret Service agent
On the presidential detail.
All bodily fluids content
Leaves a distinct DNA trail.
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I was in the State Bedroom, and
Held Abe's boy, Willie, as he died
Of typhoid. Grief gripped in hard hand
And tore apart Lincoln inside.
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Behind a bush, a wolf was seen
By the Little Red Riding Hood.
'What big eyes you have - you look mean, '
She called. The wolf ran through the wood.
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The Choctaw Nation long and proud
Had lived in good upon the land.
But then, like an endless storm cloud,
The white man's presence did expand.
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My boyfriend wanted to elope,
And do it somewhere we could swim.
At the bus station we did hope
To get a ride for me and him.
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Mechaniphiliac - that's me,
And I've been one all of my life -
Having sex with machinery,
More satisfying than a wife.
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