Jeff Law

Rookie (05-08-88 / Barnet)

Jeff Law Poems

1. Cannot 10/10/2009
2. 7.Fascination 10/10/2009
3. Heartbreak 10/10/2009
4. I Am In So Deep 10/10/2009
5. 9.That Girl In The Corner 10/10/2009
6. 1.Winter Night 10/10/2009
7. Zrandom 2 5/21/2007
8. Zrandom 1 5/21/2007
9. Flowers On Valentines 10/10/2009
10. Militant Understanding 10/10/2009
11. More Than Malia 10/10/2009
12. Dark Knight 10/10/2009
13. 3.Shepherds Warning 10/28/2009
14. Grandfather Clock 5/21/2007
15. You'Ll 5/21/2007
16. 6.Queens Eyes 11/2/2009
17. 5.Ashes 12/21/2009
18. End Of Contract 5/21/2007
19. Lonely Heart 5/21/2007
20. 9+.Time 10/10/2009
21. Case Rested 8/23/2010
22. Thanks To My Friends 5/28/2007
23. 8.Weight On My Shoulder 10/10/2009
24. Break Up Diary 10/10/2009
25. Fishing, Joke On Love 11/30/2007
26. 4.36 Lines Of Eat (Funny) 5/21/2007
27. 2.My English Teacher Is A Monster (Kids Story) 11/2/2009
Best Poem of Jeff Law

2.My English Teacher Is A Monster (Kids Story)

When I was just a youngster
Aged thirteen
I did believe
My English teacher was a monster
Not warm and light, not the friendly type
But a monster with fangs to chomp yah
With sharp fingertips, and all nasty bits
Who smells like a school dinner Dumpster!

I tell my parents about my teacher
They say,
'Don’t lie to me
I don’t believe
Your English teacher is going to eat yah'
“We’ve met him and he's a gentleman
Of which none of these traits did feature'
“But mum I say, I’ve got English today'
Too late, it’s time to face the creature!

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Thanks To My Friends

Thanks to my friends,
For putting up with our questions
And what to say and how to say it
And our continous suggestions

I guess I would have done the same
If put in their position
But I know they’ve always liked each other
From before the expedition

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