Jeff Law Poems
|4.||I Am In So Deep||10/10/2009|
|5.||9.That Girl In The Corner||10/10/2009|
|9.||Flowers On Valentines||10/10/2009|
|11.||More Than Malia||10/10/2009|
|18.||End Of Contract||5/21/2007|
|22.||Thanks To My Friends||5/28/2007|
|23.||8.Weight On My Shoulder||10/10/2009|
|24.||Break Up Diary||10/10/2009|
|25.||Fishing, Joke On Love||11/30/2007|
|26.||4.36 Lines Of Eat (Funny)||5/21/2007|
|27.||2.My English Teacher Is A Monster (Kids Story)||11/2/2009|
2.My English Teacher Is A Monster (Kids Story)
When I was just a youngster
I did believe
My English teacher was a monster
Not warm and light, not the friendly type
But a monster with fangs to chomp yah
With sharp fingertips, and all nasty bits
Who smells like a school dinner Dumpster!
I tell my parents about my teacher
'Don’t lie to me
I don’t believe
Your English teacher is going to eat yah'
“We’ve met him and he's a gentleman
Of which none of these traits did feature'
“But mum I say, I’ve got English today'
Too late, it’s time to face the creature!
Thanks To My Friends
Thanks to my friends,
For putting up with our questions
And what to say and how to say it
And our continous suggestions
I guess I would have done the same
If put in their position
But I know they’ve always liked each other
From before the expedition