Joe Rosochacki Poems

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191.
It's Another Big Mac Attack!

What is wrong with these people who are attacking Mickey Dee?
The recent events, last year and early this year, is perplexing to me.
First there was a woman caught on video surveillance,
-trashing a McDonald's,
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Being brought up Roman Catholic I was introduced to the sacrament of Confession,
We were all taught that the priest would be the Divine's conduit to absolve our sins.
No matter if your a student, teacher, nun, priest, no matter what profession,
In order for your soul to be properly cleansed and for you to part take part in communion.
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193.

It is far cry from Boris and Natasha on the Bullwinkle Show
That I viewed when I was a kid
Or when I went to the see the latest James Bond movie
That's what I sometimes did
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194.
Jimmy The Geek (An Observation About Jimmy Swaggart)

How you cried, how your lip did quiver, it looked as though you sat on a sliver.
You quoted biblical passages for a long, long time, ,
Made an empire from the words of God,
Loved by millions, they would kiss the ground where you trod.
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195.
Cheetah Gone Ape?

Have you had your Xanax in a cup of tea lately?
Travis a chimp, not Twitt,
did go on the rampage;
He was 14 years old,
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196.
What's Up With Cialis And Viagra?

Viagra does particular to the male human body,
The little blue pill that is painted of NASCAR race cars,
The little blue pill that affords a guy to have a baby when they are 70+ years,
Larry King and Felix Madison come to mind,
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197.

Reverend Jeremiah Wright stepped down as spiritual advisor to Barack Obama,
He is a divisive preacher, who expounds the idea of afro-American Christianity,
(By the way there is no such thing)
Much like Farakhan expounds upon Nation of Islam, the Black Muslims,
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198.
Nascar Or Nazca In Idaho

The symbol appears to be like the ones in, Peru.
The buildings are modern not like Machu Pichu.
One of the NASCAR sponsors would be proud,
Viagra, the symbol says it loud.
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199.
Thong, Thong Blue

Neil didn’t sing this song but Victoria Secret did,
Macrida Patterson claimed she was hit in the eye,
By a metallic piece missile that flew in the air where it didn’t belong,
It had been a decoration on underwear,
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200.
From Whoville To The Grinch, Firk You

Miracle on 34th Street did happen but 10 block to the north,
The Macy’s Parade did happen as well as one Broadway Production,
Broadway workers,
stagehands,
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