His name is Daniel Petric not Robbie Petry.
He got so mad with his parents that he blew them away,
Because they took his video game “Halo 3” which he wanted to play.
He grew up in a “fine” Christian home; his father is a minister,
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A 72-year old man is at the center of fight,
Two women were dating him at the same time,
He must’ve had a bagful of Enzyte,
It was the Dayton, Ohio where Harry Chapin sang about the tailor,
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Gas Prices keep going up;
there is apparent global warming due to fossil fuels,
The oil companies boast huge profits,
The Middle East is full of political and religious anarchy,
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It was the geriatric-weight championship of Cuyahoga Falls,
It was not A Thrilla’ in Manila nor a Madison Square Garden,
Or a Bungle in the Jungle, it wasn’t Pay-Per-View,
It was in the Gardens of Western Reserve Nursing Home
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The Frogs, not the French, will be speaking Belgian today,
The American Icon that was the Clydesdale on American beers has gone away,
The weakening dollar had made the bid to the stockholders would take,
I think In-Bev will buy Sapporo in Anheuser-Busch in its wake,
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Naz Dzrowie,
La Chaim,
Cheers, -- it’s all the same,
Too many drinks, therefore who is to blame.
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It’s all rock ‘n’ roll to me is what Billy Joel sang.
But this different because it is new classical music,
Often discordant and too loud for EU,
Not a Ninth Symphony from Beethoven,
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Megan Meier who had thought found via MySpace,
Found hatred, scorn, nothing at all good in its place.
The internet can be useful to bring people together,
My wife, Judy and I are a testament to that,
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The King has fallen,
His castling did not work,
The horsemen of death took him away,
No longer on this earth would he have Chess to play.
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Ford trucks in Texas can be found at the Ford House,
Henry Ford was much more than a major industrialist who produced Model-T’s,
At the same time in Germany, who lost the First World War,
There was a person, Adolph Hitler, who was a mouse,
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