Joe Rosochacki Poems

Reverend Barry Randolph was surprised when Jesus disappeared,
Was Jesus rooting for Detroit's hometown team?
-- his image oversaw Grand Boulevard,
North of Jefferson Ave., across Belle Isle, in Detroit,
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I thought you were extinct Homo Erectus,
But I did not find you among the Gay Pride Week,
Not Jerry Springer or Maury,
But among the Washington D. C. and Vatican,
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Michael Jackson real estate is in default,
Neverland is a real estate, not in a Peter Pan Story,
Michael Jackson’s peculiar lifestyle has contributed,
To amusement park, with an attached house, quandaries.
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Ba(ar) ck in Hamtramck, which a city surrounded by Detroit,
(Detroit was the place the Nation of Islam was formed) ,
I was perusing my sister’s books;
Pat was an avid reader,
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Black Friday, the malls opened at 1 a.m.,
The economy needs a drink;
Like someone nursing a hangover,
The credit card will ease some of the pain,
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CASMIRA ISABELLE POLANIEC/ (Cassie) ROSOCHACKI our beloved mom,
To all of us, Bobby, Pat, Diane, Joey, and Mary which you called us,
Happy Mothers Day, to you, from all of us.
How's DAD and PAT?
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Joanie Laurer, Steroids, Alcohol, Steroids, hermaphrodites,
Johnny -excuse me-Joanie Laurer is on STEROIDS!
Duh!
Did anyone do a chromosome test on Joanie Laurer like they did on Caster Semenya?
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Something must be in the water in Brooklyn, New York City,
Maybe an aphrodisiac or some other thing.
This occurred the other day, as I perused the internet and came across this ditty.
The teachers involved were linguists that taught French and Spanish.
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i wish i were an oscar mayer wiener that is what i'd truly like to be
and if i were an oscar mayer wiener everyone would be in love with me
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It gotta’ be rough to be a teacher now days.
So my sympathy goes out to Susan Graham,
A 58 year old elementary teacher who taught kindergarten in Yakima, Washington.
She taught a lot of kids throughout the years; but this she wouldn’t ‘handle’ anymore,
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