John W. McEwers

Rookie - 62 Points (6/20/1980 / Nova Scotia, Halifax)

John W. McEwers Poems

121. Heroism 4/13/2010
122. High Noon And No One To Shoot 3/1/2014
123. Hold Me Till You Can'T 4/13/2010
124. Hold Me, Love 4/16/2010
125. Holiday Dinner In Three Parts 7/26/2014
126. Hooray For Carnival Dogs 3/10/2013
127. Hope 4/16/2010
128. Hoping For A Feeling 2/1/2012
129. How Are You Not In On This? 4/13/2010
130. How Pathetic We Are 4/13/2010
131. How To Find Her 2/14/2012
132. How To Tie A Tie. 2/8/2012
133. How'D It Do? 8/9/2010
134. Humble Pancakes 2/13/2012
135. Hurt Me 4/13/2010
136. I Couldn'T Win A Hot Dog Eating Contest 2/3/2012
137. I Have A Lot To Offer You 2/4/2012
138. I Only See Him On Wednesdays 4/12/2010
139. I Spin In Public 2/3/2012
140. I Stand For World Peace 7/26/2014
141. I Tried To Learn To Juggle 2/3/2012
142. I Want To Eat A Porpoise 2/4/2012
143. I'D Be Embarrassed, But She Was Like An Eight-And-A-Half 3/7/2013
144. If 1 And 2 Were Equal 2/1/2012
145. If I Could Only Love You 2/1/2012
146. If It Burns, Flow Sweet Water, Flow 4/12/2010
147. If Life Was A Child Its An Orphan 4/12/2010
148. If Only You Loved Me 4/12/2010
149. If You Loved Me, You Would. 4/16/2010
150. If Your Smile Said Something Grand 4/13/2010
151. I'Ll Touch You Like He Won'T 2/3/2012
152. I'M Kinda Rather Impressed With Keg Man 4/13/2010
153. In Washington 2/4/2012
154. Insults, Tiny And Polite 2/4/2012
155. Interview With A Dead Man 2/1/2012
156. It Might Surprise You 2/3/2012
157. It Should Have Been 4/16/2010
158. It Was Onlyyesterday 4/16/2010
159. It's The Mad Cat Slapper 2/3/2012
160. I'Ve Got A Hold On You 2/4/2012
Best Poem of John W. McEwers

Zoology

Mammals lay no eggs outside of their bodies because they lay them inside of their bodies.
Marsupials carry babies around in sacks like babies are groceries from the corner carry-out.
Fish passively lay eggs in giant areas so that just about anything that wants to can attempt to germinate.
Birds make nests.
Where does John fit in?

Snakes leave their skin on the ground because they are comfortable without it.
Trees leave leafs to die around them to fertilize.
Sheep need their wool to be taken from them or else they'll get too hot.
Sharks have too many teeth to ...

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Guilty By Condemnation

Take it in
Poem like vacuum Police
Five—oh, really?
There were, really, five of them.
They ate me. They chewed my pleas
When I said “I”
And I said “Didn’t”
And I said “Kill”
And I said “Her”
And I said “Puppy”

Its exhausting being innocent.

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