John W. McEwers

Rookie - 62 Points (6/20/1980 / Nova Scotia, Halifax)

John W. McEwers Poems

121. Heroism 4/13/2010
122. High Noon And No One To Shoot 3/1/2014
123. Hold Me Till You Can'T 4/13/2010
124. Hold Me, Love 4/16/2010
125. Holiday Dinner In Three Parts 7/26/2014
126. Hooray For Carnival Dogs 3/10/2013
127. Hope 4/16/2010
128. Hoping For A Feeling 2/1/2012
129. How Are You Not In On This? 4/13/2010
130. How Pathetic We Are 4/13/2010
131. How To Find Her 2/14/2012
132. How To Tie A Tie. 2/8/2012
133. How'D It Do? 8/9/2010
134. Humble Pancakes 2/13/2012
135. Hurt Me 4/13/2010
136. I Couldn'T Win A Hot Dog Eating Contest 2/3/2012
137. I Have A Lot To Offer You 2/4/2012
138. I Only See Him On Wednesdays 4/12/2010
139. I Spin In Public 2/3/2012
140. I Stand For World Peace 7/26/2014
141. I Tried To Learn To Juggle 2/3/2012
142. I Want To Eat A Porpoise 2/4/2012
143. I'D Be Embarrassed, But She Was Like An Eight-And-A-Half 3/7/2013
144. If 1 And 2 Were Equal 2/1/2012
145. If I Could Only Love You 2/1/2012
146. If It Burns, Flow Sweet Water, Flow 4/12/2010
147. If Life Was A Child Its An Orphan 4/12/2010
148. If Only You Loved Me 4/12/2010
149. If You Loved Me, You Would. 4/16/2010
150. If Your Smile Said Something Grand 4/13/2010
151. I'Ll Touch You Like He Won'T 2/3/2012
152. I'M Kinda Rather Impressed With Keg Man 4/13/2010
153. In Washington 2/4/2012
154. Insults, Tiny And Polite 2/4/2012
155. Interview With A Dead Man 2/1/2012
156. It Might Surprise You 2/3/2012
157. It Should Have Been 4/16/2010
158. It Was Onlyyesterday 4/16/2010
159. It's The Mad Cat Slapper 2/3/2012
160. I'Ve Got A Hold On You 2/4/2012
Best Poem of John W. McEwers

Where There's Smoke, There's Failure

So it goes like this,
Guy meets girl.
Guy buys flowers.
Girl puts them in a vase.
Guy buys a ring.
Girl says yes.
Guy goes to work.
Girl goes to work.
Guy meets girl.
Girl meets guy.
Guy and girl fight about girl and guy.
Guy leaves work for new work and gets an apartment by himself.
Girl moves over seas and doesn't have to work any more because she has a new guy and the old guy has to send her money from his new work.

Guy writes poems.
Guy writes about new girl and old girl and new guy and work and old friends.
Guy wants to stop working and ...

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Love Poem

Love is stinking bug that squishes in your sock when you didn’t know it was in there but you had the suspicion cause you left your socks outside the tent when you went camping somewhere pretty one night last week and you didn’t put them back on cause you brought your sandals but now you put them on after not washing them and that stinking bug was i

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