John W. McEwers

Freshman - 948 Points (6/20/1980 / Nova Scotia, Halifax)

John W. McEwers Poems

121. Grant Me Your Hand 2/14/2012
122. Gravy Cakes Is A Bad Nickname For Everyone Except You 8/29/2015
123. Great Big Deer Head 2/4/2012
124. Gross Things 2/14/2012
125. Grow Taller 2/4/2012
126. Guilty By Condemnation 4/12/2010
127. Haiku You Too 2! ! ! ! 4/3/2016
128. Haiku You Too! ! ! ! 4/2/2016
129. Hair Die 4/12/2010
130. Ham And Olives 4/12/2010
131. Happy Is Good 2/1/2012
132. Hardly Meat 4/12/2010
133. Hate Is Kate Is Hey, You, What'Re You Looking At? 8/29/2015
134. Haven'T Been Having Much Good 3/7/2013
135. He Plays Scrabble Like Horses Riding Storms 4/14/2010
136. He Tried To Make Me A Man 2/3/2012
137. Heart Magnets 4/12/2010
138. Hearts In A Motel 2/22/2012
139. Heartstrings 4/12/2010
140. Hello, My Name Is Your Name 4/15/2012
141. Help You Please 4/13/2010
142. Her Eyes Shine Like Diamonds 4/12/2010
143. Her Walk 4/12/2010
144. Here Here Mr. Hot Pants! 3/10/2013
145. Heroism 4/13/2010
146. High Noon And No One To Shoot 3/1/2014
147. Hold Me Till You Can'T 4/13/2010
148. Hold Me, Love 4/16/2010
149. Holiday Dinner In Three Parts 7/26/2014
150. Hooray For Carnival Dogs 3/10/2013
151. Hope 4/16/2010
152. Hope? 4/3/2016
153. Hoping For A Feeling 2/1/2012
154. How Are You Not In On This? 4/13/2010
155. How Pathetic We Are 4/13/2010
156. How To Find Her 2/14/2012
157. How To Tie A Tie. 2/8/2012
158. How'D It Do? 8/9/2010
159. Humble Pancakes 2/13/2012
160. Hurt Me 4/13/2010
Best Poem of John W. McEwers

Zoology

Mammals lay no eggs outside of their bodies because they lay them inside of their bodies.
Marsupials carry babies around in sacks like babies are groceries from the corner carry-out.
Fish passively lay eggs in giant areas so that just about anything that wants to can attempt to germinate.
Birds make nests.
Where does John fit in?

Snakes leave their skin on the ground because they are comfortable without it.
Trees leave leafs to die around them to fertilize.
Sheep need their wool to be taken from them or else they'll get too hot.
Sharks have too many teeth to ...

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Guilty By Condemnation

Take it in
Poem like vacuum Police
Five—oh, really?
There were, really, five of them.
They ate me. They chewed my pleas
When I said “I”
And I said “Didn’t”
And I said “Kill”
And I said “Her”
And I said “Puppy”

Its exhausting being innocent.

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