Margaret Kollmer Poems

I picked this up from cousins in Tralee when I was there. Useful to raise a laugh: -)

Slainté do na bfhear is go mara na mná go deo.
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Darling Grandson and fellow Aquarian! Just a little note before I go, so to squeak …….

Life for us Aquarians can be a little tough. It shouldn’t be but, as we know, we sort of make things a little tougher for ourselves than we should just because of who we are, which makes some people (family mostly) think we are a breed apart.They consider they are the norm and we are aliens, but who’s to say that is so?
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I’m wanting to say things
but they come out in rhyme-
It’s hard to write ‘straightly’
Blame it Ed, on my prime.
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(Taken from the Old Phorum circa 1998)


Liberated from all desire to be liberated
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(John London’s Radio Talk Show when he was
accidentally locked in the toilet)
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In Mexico they're rude and call us names
They will not let us join Olympic games
They think they've got us by the neck
but do we worry wot the heck
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Get out of the house, they said, they said
Get out of the house … take up bowls.
So fratefully social, they said, they said
There’s no finer game than bowls.
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SHE: I find you make me ill at ease
Your temper is explosive;
You’re gruff and rude and frankly
Your sarcasm is corrosive.
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Beast of the night turn me around
Show me your world so I’ll know…
How to respond to the game you have planned
Touching me, teaching me, reaching me.. and….
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