Sun so hot, our desserts sear, give struggling life so much to bear.
Sun so bright, you clear our skies for us to see with sparkling eyes.
Sun of violence: in great warfare you lash afar with solar flare.
Sun so kind, you keep us warm, and dry us aft of squally storm.
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A juicy peach, a pair of thighs,
Packed inside her tautened jeans:
A crafted view to whet the roving eye.
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Meandering on – as would a cloud –
I billowed bored, with nowt to do...
No, wait!
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Are you just a tub of lard and
Vastly overweight?
Do you think that when you die you'll
Need a piano crate
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A smile, a cheer! The crocus is near!
Unclasping its cup so to worship the sun:
A toll of imminent Spring in the air,
When daffodils rise and lap up their fun.
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Splash red -
A rush of autumn leaves that
Bled away their beauty as they
Died upon the breeze.
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To see that regal chessboard stand -
Prominent, eminent, historically grand;
Refined in polished real-wood veneer,
Exuding class for all to revere.
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Money and me, we’re such a team
Money and me, inseparable we
Money and me, together we dream
Money and me, in harmony
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