Stick a poster on your bedroom wall
To cover cracking plaster
The bloke next door was hammering
And caused a mild disaster
Last week he bought a kitchen shelf
But didn’t hang it proper
He drilled the wall quite deeply
And went through something copper
Now his kitchens spurting water
From the hole the drill had made
And he’s trying to make the best of it
Bailing water with a spade
We’ve tried to curb the DIY
Of this bloke who’s rather strange
When we saw him in a tussle
Trying to move his old gas range
He asked us all to help him
We feared of being gassed
Like fools we did the moving
And through the roof we blast
So if you see a blackened range
With three charred blokes fly by
Remember should your neighbour ask
Say no, don’t even try
© 2008 David Threadgold
Rambling Riddles & Rhymes
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I would like to translate this poem
nice this poem was quiet humourous and captivating, kept me reading, nice poem i give it 10 take care :)