A Glass Of Wine Poem by John Sensele

A glass of beer
Steadies my frayed nerves
Which succeed in annoying my dear
Lady who can't stand the sight of alcohol on her shelves.

A glass of wine
Taken in moderation
Perks up a lady with fine
Manners when she fixes her makeup foundation.

A glass of champagne
Taken to solve problems
Can't help a lady 's campaign
To shed weight despite her obdurate claims.

A glass of Blue Johnny Walker
Imbibed over and above huge doses of alcohol
Diminishes a driver's judgment powers, turning him into a stalker
Of death because he can no longer keep his eyes on the ball.