Charles Hancock

Oh, it's a wonderful shame
You took back your maiden name
I'm sick of your endless blame game

Bless your stone cold heart
And your self-serving shopping cart
Not getting this external body part

It's a far, far better thing that I do
That I'd go as far as Katmandu
Just to keep you out of my view

It's time for a not-so-fond farewell
Don't nag Alexander Graham Bell
And I'll do the same, as well