Do not kick my seat
Scream out, or plug up the lane
or so help me lord, I will use my feet
to kick you out the plane
I will plug up your mouth with cotton
I have traveled all day and I am drained
So I care not why your children spoiled rotten
if they keep screaming, I will need to be restrained
I don’t care why you want this seat
To get a good view
I don’t care the food is unappealing to eat
I don’t care if your wife is a shrew
Please oh please you little pest
leave me the hell alone
All I want is some rest
While we struggle through this turbulence zone
No, I don’t want to watch the dumb show
Or buy some peanuts except maybe to poison some rats
my stomach is already going through enough woe
and my bowels are gurgling vats
My soda tastes kind of strange
my food is tasteless and bland
I think my seatmate has mange
I gotta get out, when is this thing gonna land?
Oh thank god, we’re landing. My tortures finally through
That trip was terrible, and the landing was way too rough
At leasts it over, the fresh air can stop my faces green hue
I can go home and wait.. Whatta ya mean you lost my stuff!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Ryan Amazing showcase of poetry, keep it up