Alcohol Is Amazing Poem by Francis Duggan

Whenever i do visit the local bar
A few there always willing to tell me of how great they are
Alcohol is amazing it makes the ordinary great
So many false legends it does create
So many with a few beers in their own praises do sing
And self promotion at the local bar does seem the in thing
The pub is where many of their greatness become aware
The humble with a few beers in are becoming rare
In the local pub self proclaimed heroes not few
To this you may say do tell us what is new
In the local pub at the top of the street
Some champions in their own minds you are bound to meet
In the local pub alcohol heroes create
The liquor that does make the ordinary great.