An Old Husband And A Bold Wife (11) (Serious Age-Gap) Poem by U Win Kyi

The old husband is much much older than she.
At first he said, ' So long as she loves me,
it won't be a serious matter.'
He was proved wrong many years later.

He is deaf and cannot hear,
so she has to shout and yell.
He has no teeth so he has to use denture,
to eat food soft and tender,
but the tough pork sinew she prefers.
He likes to listen the old classics,
she likes howling the heavy metal music.
He goes early to bed.
She watches until late night the football match.
He is an early rising lark to see the sun beam.
She is a night owl, never see the sun-rise even in her dream.
He likes to eat the home-made food.
but has to satisfy with take-away for good
because no cooking in the kitchen,
for a time so long he can't remenber.
He wants to walk slowly with the support of a cane.
She likes to climb the steep mountain.
He wants to attend the daily mass at local church.
She lives her life messed up with alcohol and cigarette.

She wants to have sex every other day,
but the old man is too weak and frail.
Then she went to the black market
to buy Viagra for erect.
Then you know what was the rest?
During the act,
he became short of breath,
painful in the chest,
drenching in cold sweat,
almost having the cardiac arrest.
The bold wife called 911,
because he was almost finished and done.
Before that, the old man said age-difference
was not a hindrance.
Now he was carried in the ambulance,
speeding to a hospital in an instant.

Oh! old man, If you don't have good stamina,
please don't take the Viagra,
which can cause you an attack of Angina (heart's lack of oxygen)







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