At Least Anyhow That's How It Seems To Me Poem by Francis Duggan

Where midges and mosquitoes and ants do abound
For the purpose of a suntan do not lay on the bare ground
For these tiniest of critters do bite and do sting
Leaving you red spotted and itchy all over an unpleasant thing
Utopia on Earth as some are known to say
Of coastal subtropical and tropical towns yet for living in them some price to pay
Bites from stinging insects and skin cancer from long spells in the burning sun
Would hardly be anyone's idea of fun
On what constitutes an Earthly Utopia all would not agree
Like what is great to you may not be so to me
Some like the cooler climates of heavy rainfall
But what suits some of course does not suit all
But sub tropical and tropical towns not all they are made out to be
At least anyhow that's how it seems to me.