Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder Poem by Bryan Corbett

the squirrel ran down the tree
Evel Knievel jumps cars
don't drink orange juice after brushing teeth
brown leaves in the gutter

bumper to bumper traffic
electricity hurts
ten pounds overweight
Uggs look warm

where are my sunglasses?
Barney Fife has one bullet in his pocket
Mary had a little lamb. Little lamb. Little lamb. Mary had a
if I had a dog I'd name it Larry

hockey puck, duck, duck, goose
we the people, in order to form a more perfect union
whatever happened to Danny Bonaduce?
found my glasses; they were on my head
I really need to shave

what was I doing?
that's right I needed to start another poem