Florence P. Wordsmith

Rookie (October 27,1932 / Zinjibar)

Bar Jokes - Poem by Florence P. Wordsmith

A tired horse climbed up the stair
Of the bar after a race
The bartender glanced at the mare
Inquired him: 'Why the long face? '

Gold Digger Joe ordered a beer
In his favorite local diner
'I can't serve you' the barkeep sneered
See, Digger Joe, he was a miner

A snake came up out of the bay
'A cold one please, ' he snickered
But he wouldn't get his drink today
'Cause he couldn't hold his liquor

A pastor, rabbi and a priest
Entered in after a smoke
The bartender, whose brow was creased
Asked the three, 'Is this a joke? '


Comments about Bar Jokes by Florence P. Wordsmith

  • Rookie Arthur Q. Kromwelle (1/31/2009 4:35:00 PM)

    Unashamedly humourous. A plus plus. (Report) Reply

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  • Rookie - 20 Points Jim Norausky (1/19/2009 4:24:00 PM)

    Ha. Good poem. Well done. Enjoyed it. (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Monday, January 19, 2009

Poem Edited: Monday, January 19, 2009


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