Beard Oil--I Poem by Bijay Kant Dubey

My son
After seeing the ad on the Intranet
And ordering from
And buying from Flipkart
Now dreaming of longer and silky beards
Flowing and beautiful
In a very short time.

I see him
See him applying daily
A few drops of beard oil
And seeing his beards,
Beards in the mirror
So hopefully yours
My beards, grow you soon!

O, my beards,
Silky and long flowing beards
His talks,
The talks of his
Centring around beards,
Beards,
Silky and black glistening beards
Shiny and full of glaze!