archie hardie Poems

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1.
The Trenches, Not So Fondly Remembered.

Wwhen cold November blows it`s bitter deadly breath,
ah`m back wi` ma mates, ma comrades in arms
knee deep in a stinkin` french trench.
Aye, there was Stewart McGregor, an Wullie McTurk,
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2.
Life Is Hell, The Sooner Its Finished The Better

My how I wish I wasn`t growing old,
cos me bones all ache and I surely feels the cold.
wheres me goddam glasses? there on top of your stupid head,
an` your bloody woollen nighty! is underneath the bed.
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3.
Think On This And Weep.

Think on this and weep.

Sad sadie had a hard hard life.
Her heart, once filled with joy,
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4.
An Absolutely Mental Market Place.

The hubhub, laughter and chatter,
reminiscent of an indian market,
suddenly,
fell silent,
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5.
Growing Old (Even Better, Edited)

Oh woe! oh woe! this growing old,
tis making my life a toil.
From six foot three at twenty one,
I`m down to four foot nought at sixty.
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6.
The Lonely Wanderer Meets The Scottish Waitress

He wandered lonely as a cloud,
then suddenly stopped to stand and stare
cos, golly gee! he`d become aware
that both his shoe laces were undone,
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7.
Much Ado About Nowt

In olden days, them golden days,
when Shaky were just a pup,
as he walked the mean streets
just who should he meet,
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8.
My My, Who Gave That Dummy A Dictionary

My my my, `pon my soul!
Mr. Oliver Hamshanky, sometimes, exclaimed,
to no one in particular.
An` why did he exclaim, 'my my my, pon my soul, '
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