Bill Clinton Poem by Ramona Thompson

Below the belt
I just know that if my wife is elected that I'm gonna get a lot of action
Loving in secret all those naughty, sexy White House interns again
Lucky enough to get away with it once
Can hardly believe that so, so very soon I just might get to do it all over
again
Licking my lips in eager anticaption of the short, short skirts that soon
I'll be getting under
I might even try a few male interns just to add some spice if you know
what I mean
No one and nothing to stand in my way if that good ole Hilary of mine
gets enough votes
Totally and completely free to do who and what I want once she wins
the ulimate in power
Oh my! What fun it's gonna be to once more start pulling the wool over
my fellow American's eyes
Now all I have to do is sit back and wait
Wait for my sweetest dream yet to come true

With these words announced on Election Night
The next president of the United States is.....


Hilary Clinton!

(2007)