Bird Flu – Versus….The Price Of Chicken Poem by James B. Earley

Somewhat….suspect
Intellectually stricken
…Think…the price of eggs
As compared to chicken

Economic shenanigans
…Suggests…..Bird Flu
Some industrial flimflam
…Capitalistic…doo-doo

Seems a bucket of the best
….Finger lickn’ chicken
Cheaper than a dozen eggs
…Now…that’s ass kickn’

Back…..to the Industry’s
…Smoke and mirrors' claim
Of Bird Flu...thus no eggs….
Yet plenty chickens…explain

…Indeed…the price of eggs
As compared to chicken
…Simply Bird Flu…bullshit
‘Tis our pockets they’re pickn’