we are gathered here today
to witness in this church
a very matrimonial wedding
with him and that smirch
he's a nice warm bloke
but marrying that lurch
sitting on her bum all day
whilst he's catching yellow perch
remember when i married you
you did absolutely nothing
worthless and lifeless
plus you smelt disgusting
At the end of Luke's gospel,
chapter twenty two
Hallelujah! The church is
much too big to sift through
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